knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
what the fuck
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
ya whono, google
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.